peterhele:

The FBI circles Hannibal’s house & bursts in through the door to find him with a a human liver in between his teeth & he says

it’s a metaphor.

padfhoot:

The Hunger Games

DO NOT SUPPORT JELLY BELLY THIS EASTER

housewifeswag:

waitingfordesire:

Jelly Belly Chairman donates $5000 to help turn back the rights of trans kids in California to use the bath room and change rooms of their gender identity, not assigned sex.
Source: THE AGE

welp. he’s a dick. 

geothebio:

pros to buying a pizza: pizza

cons to buying a pizza: buying

blessthebutt:

my favorite flavor of cake is more

(Source: asscop)

jaclcfrost:

the whole concept of flirting is just lost on me most of the time really. whenever someone is like “oh they were flirting with you” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “were you flirting with them?” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “oh you totally were flirting with them!” i’m just like. what. what is flirting. what is going on. what. i have no idea what’s going on. what

outellect:

on a scale from 1 to sansa stark, how much do you regret your childhood crush