• Person: "Ça va?"
  • Other person: "Ça va. Ça va?"
  • Person: "Ça va."
  • gameofchrons:

    is this what having a penis is like 

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    (Source: hanukkahlewinsky)

    sluttynuggets:

    aphtaiwan:

    johnhamishmorstan:

    I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

    what why would you use numbers

    so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

    (Source: vexingholmes)

    puns-are-funs65:

    When people tell me that learning about history and the past isn’t important:

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    bbcatemysoul:

    martinfreeman:

    martinfreeman:

    i feel like the weirdest thing in the whole world is that purses are considered to be like, for girls„„ in society……. i mean like……….. everybody has objects that need to be carried. why would that be a girl thing? carrying objects? a girl only thing?

    can the science side of tumblr expalin this

    because men get to carry things in their fully funcTIONAL POCKETS OF THEIR CLOTHING

    bloggingfrominsidethetardis:

    modern Hogwarts headcanon

    muggleborn sixth years jumping from moving staircase to moving staircase shouting “PARKOUR”

    Ringo, get your crayons, we’ve got a job for you.
    ― John Lennon, when he heard that The Beatles would be making the cartoon film Yellow Submarine. (via uncuntcious)

    (Source: stupidsexyfranders)